if (eq == EQ_BODY_ARMOUR || eq == EQ_GLOVES || eq == EQ_SHIELD)
            return (false);
        return (true);

        if (eq == EQ_WEAPON || eq == EQ_CLOAK || eq == EQ_HELMET)
            return (true);
        return (false);

@The_weapon@ complains, "When we kill all of them, noone is listening!"

@The_weapon@ complains, "If we kill all of them, no-one will be listening!"
@The_weapon@ muses, "If you sing and nobody listens, are you really singing?"

# Neil Diamond

#Abba

# ABBA

# Melanie

# folklore
@The_weapon@ sings, "Old McDonald has a farm ..."

# ?

# drinking song

    case CMD_GO_UPSTAIRS:     _go_upstairs(); break;
    case CMD_GO_DOWNSTAIRS:   _go_downstairs(); break;
    case CMD_OPEN_DOOR:
        if (you.attribute[ATTR_TRANSFORMATION] == TRAN_BAT)
        {
            mpr("You can't open doors in your present form.");
            break;
        }
       _open_door(0, 0);
       break;
    case CMD_CLOSE_DOOR:
        if (you.attribute[ATTR_TRANSFORMATION] == TRAN_BAT)
        {
            mpr("You can't open doors in your present form.");
            break;
        }
       _close_door(coord_def(0, 0));
       break;

    case CMD_GO_UPSTAIRS:     _go_upstairs();    break;
    case CMD_GO_DOWNSTAIRS:   _go_downstairs();  break;
    case CMD_OPEN_DOOR:       _open_door(0, 0);  break;
    case CMD_CLOSE_DOOR:      _close_door(coord_def(0, 0)); break;

    if (you.attribute[ATTR_TRANSFORMATION] == TRAN_BAT)
    {
        mpr("You can't open doors in your present form.");
        return;
    }

    if (you.attribute[ATTR_TRANSFORMATION] == TRAN_BAT)
    {
        mpr("You can't close doors in your present form.");
        return;
    }
    if (you.attribute[ATTR_HELD])
    {
        mpr("You can't close doors while held in a net.");
        return;
    }