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<title>shakespeare plays more like shakespeare played eventually if i remember</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2022 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<description><center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><a href="http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php">archive</a> - <a href="mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=troilus%20AND%20cressida?%20%20in%20THIS%20economy??">contact</a> - <a href="http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href="http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23">search</a> - <a href="http://www.qwantz.com/about.php">about</a></td></tr></table><img src="http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-4147.png" class="comic" title="this comic is inspired by ME, who has seen every second of Star Trek save for a single episode. MAN i can't wait to watch that episode and then die"><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align="left" valign="top"><a rel="prev" href="http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3945">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align="center" valign="top">September 2nd, 2022</td><td width=100 align="right" valign="top">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align="left" valign="top"><P><b>September 2nd, 2022: </b>Oh I'm only interested in The Incomplete Shakespeare, thank you.<p align="right">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center></description>
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<title>why should others listen when you have something to say if you won't even talk to yourself??</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2022 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<description><center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><a href="http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php">archive</a> - <a href="mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=ah%20yes:%20dinosaur%20comics,%20starring%20TEA-Rex">contact</a> - <a href="http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href="http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23">search</a> - <a href="http://www.qwantz.com/about.php">about</a></td></tr></table><img src="http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-4146.png" class="comic" title="me, alone in a room talking to myself: &quot;the DREAM!&quot;"><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align="left" valign="top"><a rel="prev" href="http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3944">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align="center" valign="top">August 31st, 2022</td><td width=100 align="right" valign="top">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align="left" valign="top"><P><b>August 31st, 2022: </b>This comic based on a true whipped cream!! I'm never going back to the way things were before.<p align="right">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center></description>
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<title>we wouldn't just eat, sleep, and have sex! we'd also eventually die</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2022 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<description><center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><a href="http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php">archive</a> - <a href="mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=don't%20forget%20naps:%20in%20my%20opinion%20a%20similar%20but%20distinct%20pleasure%20from%20regular%20sleeping">contact</a> - <a href="http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href="http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23">search</a> - <a href="http://www.qwantz.com/about.php">about</a></td></tr></table><img src="http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-4145.png" class="comic" title="wait wait wait, hold up, you're telling me the state of nature was nasty, brutish, short, AND horny??"><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align="left" valign="top"><a rel="prev" href="http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3943">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align="center" valign="top">August 29th, 2022</td><td width=100 align="right" valign="top">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align="left" valign="top"><P><b>August 29th, 2022: </b>I hope this comic brought you some brief taste of fleeting happiness!! FINGERS CROSSED FOR THE OL' BRIEF TASTE OF FLEETING HAPPINESS<p align="right">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center></description>
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<title>cookie coomics</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2022 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>contr'ct'ns</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2022 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>Later on, T-Rex reads the Bible and notices Jesus can turn water into wine and wonders if he can ALSO swing from a thread. God says "HOLD ON LEMME CHECK" and then a few minutes later says "NO"</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2022 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<description><center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><a href="http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php">archive</a> - <a href="mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=welcome...%20to%20the%20written%20word%20expanded%20universe">contact</a> - <a href="http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href="http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23">search</a> - <a href="http://www.qwantz.com/about.php">about</a></td></tr></table><img src="http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-4142.png" class="comic" title="Of course, when I say &quot;fly&quot; I speak metaphorically, as Spider-Man merely SWINGS on webs - save of course for when he had cosmic powers thanks to the Enigma Force and as Cosmic Spider-Man COULD fly, having obtained all the powers of Captain Universe. But THAT'S such an obvious caveat that it basically goes without saying."><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align="left" valign="top"><a rel="prev" href="http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3940">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align="center" valign="top">August 22nd, 2022</td><td width=100 align="right" valign="top">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align="left" valign="top"><P><b>August 22nd, 2022: </b>In this comic, T-Rex assumes that all famous olde-timey stories were written by Shakespeare. Not me though! I'D never make such an embarrassing mistake!!<p align="right">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center></description>
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<title>the inappropriate relationship gets transferred over from marty and lorraine to mr. phillips and prissy andrews. IT ALL FITS</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2022 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<description><center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><a href="http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php">archive</a> - <a href="mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=who's%20the%20doc%20brown%20though??%20%20WHO'S%20THE%20DOC%20BROWN">contact</a> - <a href="http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href="http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23">search</a> - <a href="http://www.qwantz.com/about.php">about</a></td></tr></table><img src="http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-4141.png" class="comic" title="seriously though: i stand by every word of this comic and believe all opinions within are fully justified by both texts"><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align="left" valign="top"><a rel="prev" href="http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3939">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align="center" valign="top">August 19th, 2022</td><td width=100 align="right" valign="top">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align="left" valign="top"><P><b>August 19th, 2022: </b>On the way back from PEI (it was a long drive) we listened to an audiobook of Anne of Green Gables. It was a dramatic reading version which was really good, EXCEPT for some reason all the lines of Anne's childhood friend Diane were performed by someone who sounded like they were 80 years old? It was initially hilarious but by the end I'd decided Anne had simply taken an old lady who was still in school as her bosom buddy. I am happy to inform you that this is canon.<p align="right">&ndash; Ryan</p></p></td></tr></table></center></description>
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<title>responsibilities is a great word if you enjoy every second letter being 'i' partway through</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2022 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>one dude, zero clothes, several questions.</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2022 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>similar but distinct to the the paradox of free willy</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2022 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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